That's when basketball season begins around these parts, because I'm guessing that thought might have crossed your mind in between muttering curse words Saturday night.
So I saved you the trouble of looking it up. The University of Wisconsin men's basketball team opens its season with an exhibition game against Augustana (S.D.) in less than three weeks at the Kohl Center.
Can't blame you if you've got hoops on the brain. Not after what Bret Bielema and his charges put you through during one of the ugliest 190-minute stretches in the football program's last 19 seasons.
Penn State 48, Wisconsin 7.
"We just got stomped all the way across the field," Allan Evridge said.
Let's get something straight immediately. While Evridge, who got benched in the third quarter after turning the ball over for the eighth time in the last three games, is an easy target, quarterback is only part of the issue when diagnosing what's wrong with this team.
Teams don't lose at home by 41 points just because their quarterback plays poorly. The Badgers have gone from projected Big Ten Conference title contender to 0-3 in league play in 15 days because of inadequacies in every facet of the game.
Save for the rare explosive play, the offense moves the ball in small doses, a formula that too often results in a three-and-out. Its most experienced unit, the line, is inconsistent and has seen starters Gabe Carimi and Kraig Urbik knocked out of the lineup in consecutive weeks with knee injuries.
The defense is usually solid for a half before succumbing to big plays and third-down conversions galore after returning to the field from the locker room.
The special teams rarely are superior to the opponent's group and sometimes, as was the case Saturday, are quite inferior. Not only did UW allow a 63-yard punt return for a touchdown by Derrick Williams that pushed Penn State's lead to 17-0 in the second quarter, the Badgers averaged a mere 19.2 yards on kickoff returns and left the offense with awful field position the entire night.
The disparity in talent between the teams on the field Saturday was obvious, but that's only part of the discouraging news for UW. It's one thing to be short on talent, quite another to be short on discipline. The mental mistakes that added up to eight penalties for 72 yards -- Penn State was flagged just once, for seven yards -- included having 12 players in the huddle and being whistled for a false start.
So where do the Badgers go from here, besides to Iowa next Saturday for a game that once upon a time seemed like a sure win after a difficult opening stretch?
"We're already at the bottom of the barrel," redshirt freshman tailback John Clay said. "So all we can do is just go up. We've got to focus on us and just being together and pulling each other out of the dirt."
It's tough to imagine the Badgers sinking any lower than the program's most lopsided defeat since the Don Morton era, but here's a potential scenario that seems possible after Saturday's pitiful performance:
Bielema's crew may still be looking for its first victory since September when Bo Ryan's team takes the court on Nov. 1.